you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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