i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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