I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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