She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
