I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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