please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
A bitchslap is in order.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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