No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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