If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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