Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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