On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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