ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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