is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
and you fell through a lawn chair
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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