So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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