Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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