i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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