I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I wish there were birth control emojis
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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