No more Irish car bombs ever.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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