Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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