fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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