I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
