In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
They took my balls.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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