he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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