So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
nutella sex= disaster
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
