It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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