She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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