Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
