....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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