And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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