I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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