Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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