You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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