I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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