i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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