I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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