I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize