wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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