So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I believe in your delicious
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