My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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