so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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