i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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