yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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