I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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