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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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