I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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