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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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