Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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