Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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