I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
