just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
