I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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